Editor: I've had an epiphany! It occurs to me that if we were to drop a nuclear bomb on the treasonous protesters – right in the midst of their Market Street march, it would be good for the United States on so many levels.
First of all, it would provide for a viable test of our new tactical mini-nukes, not to mention give our troops needed practice in urban warfare. Granted we would lose most of San Francisco, but after all – what would we really be losing – the home of so many homosexual potheads, not to mention the seat of that liberal 9th Circuit Court that provided us with the ungodly ruling on the Pledge of Allegiance?
Furthermore, it would rid the United States of a pesky focus group, claiming they are not in support of Saddam, but are merely seeking to resolve our conflicts peacefully. Who wants that? Peace is for the weak. And if you find yourself sickened by the barbarism and madness that is war, I say 'buck up' and be a true American – buy stock in a company that sells milk of magnesia.
I'll be there during the next peace gathering on March 1st, just as I was on February 16th, only this time I'll have a bulls-eye painted on my head. After all, I don't mind dying for the liberation of my country from evildoers – just as I'm sure the Iraqis in Baghdad won't.
Daniel Wells
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